Monday, March 17, 2008

cold blooded.



seriously, should we be heralding this lady for being able to take paul "hey jude" mccartney for $48.7 mil, or should we be hating her for being a gold digging amputee?

let's do a quick break down shall we?
heather's career prior to marrying paul was being a fairly unsuccessful model who appeared in nudie mags, was maybe a call girl, and lost a leg. after marrying paul, she was on "dancing with the stars".
paul's career prior to marrying heather was being a principle song writer and member in what many consider to be the greatest pop band of all time, getting arrested for weed in a japanese airport, forming another fairly popular pop band, and appearing in a simpsons episode. after marrying heather, he made some more albums that he probably shouldnt have made, sold out a tour or two, and continued being paul mccartney. oh and he was knighted in 1997.

so, after that quick comparison, it's pretty clear that heather is entitled to $48.7 mil (paul apparently is worth about $800 mil) because, you know, she earned it. granted they have a kid together, but unless things are different in england, that's what child support is for.

right?

i think big boi summed it all up the best in the 2007 summer jam "international players anthem":

Ask ask Paul McCartney the lawyers gettin sloppy
Slaughter slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket
Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could
Cause he payin 20K a day, that bitch is eating good
Like an infant on a double D titty bitch is getting plump
Cause he miscalculated the next to the last bump