Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Speaking of women notorious for having a fat ass:


Professional attention whore/ poseur musician, Jennifer Lopez, has seen to it that she have her own private room prepared in the hospital where she'll be delivering her baby. That is, there is a room in a hospital that has been closed of to other patients and is in disuse until this obnoxious cunt of a woman squirts out what has to be the most unlucky offspring since Joan Crawford's children were born. Bear in mind she is not yet even in he final stages of her pregnancy. So this hospital room is just sitting there getting decorated, just so J-Lo won't have to slum it in a 'normal' person's hospital bed while she has her kid.

I know this shit is kinda tacky to be bitching about, but I don't understand why people are still willing to bend over backwards for this bitch while she shits all over them and seriously fucks over other patients. Since when did people give such a shit about a former Fly Girl that has gone on to pretty much fail at acting and singing. Exactly what has this woman even done in the past four years that even qualifies her as an A list celebrity?

I can't wait for her slooow train wreck of a career to finally come off the tracks. The sooner it happens, the sooner we can finally see her where her talents really belonged: in porn.

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skep-tical said...
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skep-tical said...

It's a new day, new day, and it's evident
You must have been heaven-sent
Sometimes we should be hesitant, but I'm not at all
Just feelin more confident
Just using my common sense
Just trust in it, I'm lovin it

I can't refuse an offer so benevolent
Can't assume he's gon' use me
And after he'll never call again
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
This is your day, this is your day

[Chorus]
It's time to be brave
Say I'm not afraid, not anymore
I used to be cold, now the temperature's changed
It just ain't the same
I'm not afraid, i'm not afraid
Cus I've become brave
As the light of day straight into a cave
To show me the way, that I might be saved
Now I'm turning the page
Thanks to the power of love I can love
Because I am brave

I am brave, I am brave

I heard him say this thing moving too fast for him
It's a feelin I was straddeling
Foolishly adamant, but It's all in his eyes
Really wish he would let me in
Cus the same way I'm scared of him
I'm scared of being hurt again

It's time to let go, let go of your heart
It's time for a brand new start
Never know, we might never part
Baby don't be afraid, don't be afraid
This is your day, this is your day

[Chorus]

I wouldn't take back anything that I've gone through (no)
I pray for strength for anything that I'm gonna do
Whether joy, or it's pain, I'm still okay (I, I'm still okay)
I'm a be alright cause I'm not afraid
No, I am brave (brave)

[Chorus]

I am brave

buu said...

i dont know about porn, but i hope they do all follow in lindsay lohan's footsteps and just say "fuck it" and come out with a random nude spread for a non girly magazine.

Drakee said...

At the very least, yeah. That's pretty much what I meant. I was thinking Playboy spread or something. I guess technically Playboy is still considered porn.

I'd rather see a "leaked" sex tape though.

hateflow said...

mmm i'd love to see that fat ass in teh pronz :P