HEATH LEDGER EATS A FAT ONE AND DIES
If you have that much money and notoriety and want to get away from it all, don't do a line of heroin and then pop a few pills... Just find a cabin a million miles from everywhere in New Zealand, build an airstrip and learn to fly!
If freakin John Travolta can do it what's wrong with the rest of the smacktards dropping like flies.
So lets recount a few here.
- Chris Farley.. thanks dumbass. Tommy Boy made me laugh, but you didn't REALLY have to be that much like Belushi
- John Belushi.. Damn. why'd you die and leave us your idiot brother?
- Chris Penn.. I liked you so much more than your toolbag brother.
- River Phoenix.. Speedballs? Really? Way to fuck up Young Indiana.
- Anna Nicole Smith.. Oh well.
- Mama Cass Elliot.. Oh wait.. that was a fucking sandwich.
- Keith Moon.. Jim Morrison.. Sid Vicious.. Janis Joplin.. and all of the other musicians who road the toxic rode into the grave.
The list goes on and on and they're all equally as smart for not finding a better use of their time and money.
And if anyone comments something about "leave River Phoenix alone!"... I'll send a dealer to your home with a prepaid speedball in tow.
Oh and PS... Give Amy Winehouse time. She just needs to smoke a fat enough bag of crack rock and she'll be out like a lightbulb.
2 comments:
Damn!!!!
Now, that's some hate!!!
man, that's some cold shit. :/
i dunno about comparing him to some of those guys.... i mean, there are some real train wrecks in that list.
if you were talking brad renfro here, then maybe id see.
tragic stuff.
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