Nas is dead

Look at me. I can't be creative enough to make anything new so I'll just discredit what everyone else is doing at the moment by saying that an entire genere is dead. yay
buy my shit

Gah, why can't we just fuck bitches without gettin' 'em preggers. I hate bitches. fuck.

Grown Men in Stupid Costumes

Why?
Why do you think it's cute or funny, or even halfway intelligent to get dressed up like this and let another human being take a photo of you that inevitably will find its way to the internet where thousands and perhaps millions or billions of other people will see it, remember your face and think about you when they look in the dictionary at the words "pedophile" "retard" "mongloid" or various other sundry and more descriptive words.



You should just do us all a favor and die in a freak self fellating accident.

Who the fuck's gonna visit a global peace center?

-Bull shit proposition-

We are proposing that Alcatraz Island in the San Francisco bay be returned to The City and County of San francisco for the express purpose of transforming Alcatraz Island into The Global Peace Center. Currently Alcatraz is administered by the Parks Dept. and is under the jurisdiction of the Federal Dept. of the Interior...

We have now gathered the required the required 10,000 plus signatures for our Proposal to appear on the ballot in the Feb. 2008 San Francisco City elections.

Once returned to the city and county of San Francisco, we envision that this billion dollar (the cost of 3 F-22 fighter planes) project will be administered by a a public trust or foundation, which will include representatives from the environmental, Native American, and business communities , etc.

By inspiring the hearts and minds of all globally minded people to the enormous benefits of creating a Global Peace Center on Alcatraz, we are confident that we can generate the necessary investments for this project.

Not only is the concept retarded but the architecture is rubbish. I thought Buckminster Fuller was dead. Right? And since when was the pyramid actually a good idea for a building?

Yeah so, lets go ahead and spend billions of dollars to create another tourist trap when we could pass that money along to a bigger cause. I mean we only have 4 years of preparation. tick tock.

Oh and what the hell is this?
http://www.thepeacealliance.org/
A fucking department of peace?
lame

This Quicktime shit.

Are these guys at Apple on some weekly quota when it comes to creating iterations of iTunes and Quicktime? Serioulsy guys, can we slow this shit down. I just updated this like less than a month ago. I'm tired of hearing about a new version of iTunes every third time I open my playlist. Can we ease down with these updates a little? I don't think there's been a major revision in how either of these programs work in the last three years, so I don't understand why I need to update this shit every other week.

I LOVE THE HATE!!!( keep them coming)

the assholes comment
my reply

this is what he finds delightful(no kidding!)
How that fucker presented the comment about the piece was really weird, almost like they have a grudge against me. Criticism and taste are two seperate things.

Soulja Boy Kill Ya’self

A little professional hatin by byron crawford at xxl..

Someone ought to sit Soulja Boy down and explain to him that not only is the GZA a way better rapper than him, but that back when the Wu-Tang Clan was worth a shit, they were way more successful than he’ll ever be.

The thing is, Soulja Boy is probably not old enough to know any better. I checked Wikipedia and, come to find out, he wasn’t even born until the 1990s. So he isn’t even an ’80s baby, like the late, great Sickamore (and also, I suppose, myself). This little fucker is actually, like, the first of the ’90’s babies. Yikes!

Here’s hoping they aren’t all such idiots. (I bet the girls are gonna be hot, regardless!)

It would be like my not understanding that Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, never mind the fact that he’s a serial child rapist, because I was only a baby when Thriller was released. The difference, of course, being that I have the ability to read, and to tell from good music.

Soulja Boy, meanwhile? Not so much.

Since I was there anyway, I checked the (entirely unnecessary) page for his new joint “Yahhh!” and I see the part about how him and his boy Arab (who really is an Arab, though apparently he’s not that smart) failed the ninth grade twice before dropping out of high school.

The fact remains though: Soulja Boy failed the ninth grade twice, and was probably left with no other choice but to drop out of high school (or either go to a school for retarded kids) - probably because he can’t read. How else are you gonna fail the ninth grade not once, but twice?

Reading about this interview he did recently with Rhapsody, I see he wasn’t even aware of who the GZA was until recently, when his producer Mr. Collipark sat him down and explained it to him. This, too, would seem to support my theory that Soulja Boy’s real problem (er, at least one of them) is that he’s fucking illiterate.

Think about it: If this guy is Internets-savvy enough to tap out the beat for “Crank That” on a trial version of Fruity Loops, record a video of himself doing his sambo routine to it, and then upload it to YouTube, how come he couldn’t just type ‘GZA’ into Wikipedia and educate himself?

The guy’s obviously functionally illiterate. He’s like those people who work at McDonalds who can’t read the menu themselves, but fortunately there’s little pictures of each of the sandwiches on their keyboard. Or a Mexican who can build a house, but couldn’t speak a lick of ingles to save his life.

If he could read, he would see that his little bullshit album has only gone gold so far, while GZA’s Liquid Swords shipped gold, whatever that means. And it’s since gone platinum. Granted album sales these days are down across the board, but I’m pretty sure a shiteload of money is still a shiteload of money.

Furthermore, the GZA was a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, which fucking dominated back in the mid ’90s, selling millions and millions of records. As big as the Soulja Boy phenomenon is today, it’ll never be as big as the Wu was back then.

So why should the GZA feel jealous of Soulja Boy?

However, you have to wonder how some of these rappers coming up today don’t feel embarrassed by the fact that they fucking suck balls compared to some of these older guys. Never mind all that sales bullshit, Soulja Boy would get eaten alive in a battle by the GZA, who’s got to be into his 40s at this point.

My guess is that he does, and that that’s the real issue. 12 years after the fact, legions of cracka-ass crackas (and also Bol) are still willing to shell out to see the GZA rip joints from Liquid Swords. Soulja Boy, meanwhile, knows good and well no one’s gonna give a shit about him once he’s that age.

He’s like Fatlip in that movie What’s Up, Fatlip? (Except way less talented.) For his sake, he better hope this all doesn’t end with him receiving a blow job from a girl who’s actually a guy. Either way, I’d say he’s a fruit.

Get Your Own Goth Pet. Thats Sooo Ravennn.

"Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks.But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: “We don’t let freaks and dogs like you on.”

Miss Maltby and her fiance Dani Graves were so angered they have complained to the bus company of being “victimised”."

"It is definitely discrimination, almost like a hate crime," 19-year-old Miss Maltby said yesterday.

The music technology student had this defence of her lifestyle.

"I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life," she said.
"I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone."
The bus driver, however, has obviously not been listening.
He has repeatedly refused to allow Mr Graves, 25, and his "pet" on to his bus in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire.
Last month, with Miss Maltby on a leash as usual, the couple tried to board a bus at the bus station.
The driver, who was off duty, was standing near the door.
Mr Graves alleged: "He shoved me off the bus. He called us freaks and he called Tasha a dog.
"He said, 'We don't let freaks and dogs like you on'.
"He basically grabbed my T-shirt and slammed me backwards.
"I got a bit angry and called him a fascist pig."
In a separate incident, police were called when the driver, who has not been named, refused to allow other passengers on board after the couple ignored his orders and sat down.

The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family, have been friends for years.
They started going out together in July and became engaged in November.
Paul Adcock, of bus company Arriva Yorkshire, said: "We take any allegations of discrimination seriously.
"Mr Graves has already contacted us directly and as soon as our investigation has concluded we will inform him of the outcome."


Source - Daily Mail

Arthurian alien

Riiiiiight. And here I thought it was all about money and power. Silly me.

David Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the united states have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after septermber 11th is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians.

mike jones noooooooooooooo.

are you serious? really?

wtf.


way ta go art institute animation grads.

god hates heath ledger

the charming folks of the westboro baptist church(god hates fags), the same people who picket dead solder funerals because they believe that american casualties in the iraq war are god's vengeace against the US for gays, are going to picket heath ledger's funeral.

im a hater, and i cant say that im particularly torn about heath ledger's death, but damn, this is some hatin ass shit.

Give me back my amulet bitch.

Any movie with a watermelon color pallate kinda sucks by default.
Go watch tremors 1-4 instead.

IDIOTIC CELEBRITIES

seriously... Another one bites the dust?

HEATH LEDGER EATS A FAT ONE AND DIES




If you have that much money and notoriety and want to get away from it all, don't do a line of heroin and then pop a few pills... Just find a cabin a million miles from everywhere in New Zealand, build an airstrip and learn to fly!
If freakin John Travolta can do it what's wrong with the rest of the smacktards dropping like flies.

So lets recount a few here.

• Chris Farley.. thanks dumbass. Tommy Boy made me laugh, but you didn't REALLY have to be that much like Belushi
• John Belushi.. Damn. why'd you die and leave us your idiot brother?
• Chris Penn.. I liked you so much more than your toolbag brother.
• River Phoenix.. Speedballs? Really? Way to fuck up Young Indiana.
• Anna Nicole Smith.. Oh well.
• Mama Cass Elliot.. Oh wait.. that was a fucking sandwich.
• Keith Moon.. Jim Morrison.. Sid Vicious.. Janis Joplin.. and all of the other musicians who road the toxic rode into the grave.

The list goes on and on and they're all equally as smart for not finding a better use of their time and money.
And if anyone comments something about "leave River Phoenix alone!"... I'll send a dealer to your home with a prepaid speedball in tow.

Oh and PS... Give Amy Winehouse time. She just needs to smoke a fat enough bag of crack rock and she'll be out like a lightbulb.

nasty FUCKS!

Im glad that we have happy sincere tree hugging hippies out there, but do they really have to smell like rotten armpits?

I have so much love to give, but I usually reserved that to people that I cant smell. so to all those nasty fucks that smells like shit I FUCKING HATE YOU!

I know you all think it, and yeah I fucking said it BITCH!