Mall Culture

Yesterday at lunch we somehow landed on the topic of mall culture and why it has any mass appeal at all.


I just never understood it...

Even when I was twelve (and that's been a long while now) and other kids from school would get dropped off at the mall to hang out with the other mall stooges, all I ever wanted from a mall was to get in, grab what I needed and get out. I distinctly remember walking into the mall and making a beeline directly for the shops I knew we had to visit while passing by kids I knew from school sitting on various planters and other mall furnishings. All this while security guards eyed my peers suspiciously (and leered creepily at the preteen girls dressed in madonna look alike garb).

What the hell made anyone want to sit around in a mall other than to wait for the next showing of a movie? I'm sure people watching has a certain appeal, but honestly how much fun is it to watch a bunch of middle age women mall-walk, glassy eyed stoners stumble toward the smell of Cinnabon and other kids the same age competing for space in the middle of the mall (I won't even go into the territory fights).

I think I just spent too much time with friends who actually liked to do things that didn't make them seem like they suffered from low-level retardation. We rode bikes, built forts, explored places we weren't allowed into and anything that didn't require the constant bombardment of invasive commercialism. Maybe we were addicted to sunlight. Whatever it was that didn't fire off in our skulls to make us lust after the filtered sun and fluorescent glow of the mall may have cheated me out of getting laid at a young age, but honestly I really can't say I care, we were more interested in having fun.

but then again...
I once owned parachute pants.

Dickzer

Spitzer and his hoes.

Spitzer super fucked up an' now he's shamed for eternity. Too bad he had to talk so much shit about hoes and be "tough" on such things as "crime" and "wall-street".

any ho, here's him and some leaked pixxx from his associated hoe-spot. I'm not sure which one's he ordered but last i saw on the news he's paid several thousand dollars like 6 times for high-class lady accompaniment.


























































































since this is a H8 blog i'll leave by saying Spitzer can eat a dickzer.

Rap Music Is GHEYER than a bag of penises.

COURTESY OF DALLASPENN.COM

Rap music is gheyer than a bag of penises. Go get a late pass.

The above pic copped from BOSSIP.COM is for the condom promotion that Lil’ Wang is doing. Just when I think he has found the lowest level of jailhouse homoerotica he can pose for he finds a lower level. I won’t ever say that there is something wrong with being ghey, but the level of gheyness in rap music is now even more over the top as the phony gangsterism.

Lil’ Wang has become so ghey that he makes KANYE WEST and JOHN LEGEND appear hyper-hetero. At the end of the day I suppose it is a good thing that Wang uses condoms. Since the GARY BUSEY type dude with the wack hairpiece and the aviator shades looks like he is about to give it to Wang without any leather so soft tenderness. By the time he’s finished all that shit on the hood of the car is going to be inside Lil’ Wang’s poopchute.

Maybe instead of calling these condoms ‘Strapped’ they should be calling these joints ‘Pause’.

(........mexico.........)

Since we're on the southwest, I'm reminded of a little issue that is familiar to us all.

The U.S./Mexico Border.

Every year thousands of illegal immigrants cross into the U.S. traversing inhospitable desert, risking life and limb, to take away all of those glorious jobs in kitchens from hardworking, honest citizens here in America. To prevent this travesty, many are trying to tighten up security measures to protect this blessed soil of ours. Some are even planning to build a wall from Texas to California.

But guess what???

It'll never happen, you morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The border is too fucking big and there's just too many of THEM!! And if you don't believe me, follow the link and just try to stop 'em!!! http://www.resist.com/other/border_patrol.swf

Arizona, Playa Haters.

Watch out you public-display-of-affection offenders.
A school in Mesa, AZ is onto you, recently banning any hugging for more than 2 seconds.
OHHHHHHHHHH, AUTOMATIC DETENTION. FOR A WEEK.

http://www.kpho.com/news/15456156/detail.html

Watch out, cause it sure seems that hugging leads to pregnancy and teh AIDS.



You too, John McCain.

FUCK OFF RALPH!!!!

Put your ego in your pocket and walk away..just walk away.

wow.

i don't want to look at your hair.
i don't want to look at your shoes.

fuck this dude.


oh and keep the glasses on you creepy fuck.

roundhousekick

I think you are underestimating the power of jean claude van damme to make a movie great. Have a looksee at this wonderful and inspirational speech and decide for yourself....


I have goosebumps.

here's one that I think is probably a must see... but i haven't managed to see it yet...

yes that is rob schneider beneath jean claude on the cover.

and my final argument.

p.i.m.p.

Speaking of women notorious for having a fat ass:

Professional attention whore/ poseur musician, Jennifer Lopez, has seen to it that she have her own private room prepared in the hospital where she'll be delivering her baby. That is, there is a room in a hospital that has been closed of to other patients and is in disuse until this obnoxious cunt of a woman squirts out what has to be the most unlucky offspring since Joan Crawford's children were born. Bear in mind she is not yet even in he final stages of her pregnancy. So this hospital room is just sitting there getting decorated, just so J-Lo won't have to slum it in a 'normal' person's hospital bed while she has her kid.

I know this shit is kinda tacky to be bitching about, but I don't understand why people are still willing to bend over backwards for this bitch while she shits all over them and seriously fucks over other patients. Since when did people give such a shit about a former Fly Girl that has gone on to pretty much fail at acting and singing. Exactly what has this woman even done in the past four years that even qualifies her as an A list celebrity?

I can't wait for her slooow train wreck of a career to finally come off the tracks. The sooner it happens, the sooner we can finally see her where her talents really belonged: in porn.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0891592/

It looks like people don't really learn from the past.

hip hop aint dead

alive and well son

nicolas cage revenge of the clones

k I win! I found the worst thing on the internet!!! challenge me.

Revenge of the Dead Horse.

Please stop. Please stop raping my childhood. And please stop pissing all over the work of people who have taken this shit you've been churning out, and tried to make it palpable and entertaining again. You can Tartakovsky but keep his art direction, and retread what he did, but in 3D. Fucking shameless.

I'm actually anticipating the day you die so we won't have to bear you fucking up your past masterpieces by association with the crass bullshit you've been creating since the nineties.

Not today...

Terabyte isn't working. Fix it and post less unfunny shit.